Blazin' Challenge

*updated to add:

i just got this email-

my stomach is SO HOT right now.  =(  i swear the girl gave me more than 12 wings.  if i got to sip a little bit of water, i totally would have won the challenge.  it was just so dry =(

anyhow, mike owes us half the dj cost and ryan owes me anytime we go out this week.  but i also almost died in the john this morning.  last night, after i took my contacts out, some of the oils must have got in my eyes because i couldn't stop crying.  not like sobbing, but tears just keep coming out because my eyeballs were so hot.

=(

HAHHA! ok, i'm sorry for laughing but how adorably cute. :)

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mike, ryan, and thk like to go eat buffalo wings together.

a lot. and often. lots and lots of them at once.

one place they frequent is Buffalo Wild Wings for their 25cent wings on Tuesdays or 25cent boneless wings on Thursdays. Normally, they eat a few wings, drink a few beers, and go home.

this evening, however, mike makes a deal with thk. Mike says he'll pay for our wedding DJ if thk can complete the "blazin' challenge"...

what is the blazin' challenge?

The website states:

Rules & Details

Below are the official rules, and not so official commentary, about the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin' Challenge.

1) Go to your nearest Buffalo Wild Wings.

2) Tell your server you want to take the Blazin' Challenge.

3) Shortly thereafter, 12 wings spun in our signature Blazin' sauce will arrive. (Close your eyes, lest they singe your retinas.)

4) When the server says, "Go!", you have 6 minutes to down all 12 wings. (No help from friends, family, or gremlins.)

5) You cannot use a dipping sauce or consume any other food during the challenge. (Not that it would help cool the heat radiating from the wings and the ticking clock.)

6) If you eat all 12 Blazin' wings in the allotted 6 minutes, you have earned the right to purchase a Blazin' Challenge t-shirt. Your picture will be placed on the Blazin' Challenge Wall. (If you don't succeed, you won't receive anything. Except maybe a wet nap.)

 

thk calls me and tells me of mike's generous offer. thk also tells me he has no plans to participate.

Honey! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HOT THEY ARE?!

omeffinggod!! MAN UP!

We couldn't even finish the "fire" wings last time. I can't eat 12 "blazin" ones?!

MAN UP!

 

mike calls me an hour later.

jennny... your mans... he almost made it! he ate all 12 but in 6 minutes and 40 seconds!

shut up! he did?! omg, my poor poor honey.

yeah, i told him i would pay for half the dj.

seriously?! awesome, mike.

a few minutes later, thk calls me.

honey! *pant*pant* did mike *pant*pant* tell you? *pant*pant* i almost did it!

HAHAHHA. yes, babe. good job! your poor mouth! was it super super spicy?

and tongue. *pant*pant* and stomach! and butt, too, honey. *pant*

HAHAHHA!

and instead of *pant*pant* taking my photo for the Wall of Fame, they're gonna take my pic for the "Almost Wall of Fame" *pant*pant*

so... here's the story of how thk earned a credit towards our wedding DJ services- at the cost of his asshole. I can not WAIT!!! to tell this story to our kids :)