oops
Kylie has been FILLING her diapers with shit, even though I change her every 1.5 hours or so. sheesh.
A little bit ago, I was cleaning a crapload of poop from her butt cheeks when she started to wiggle and cry. I got all flustered and held her two wiggling legs up while looking for a pacifier with the other hand. I found one, popped it in her mouth, and then realized that there was a tiny bit of yellow seedy (breast milk poop is yellow and seedy looking) stuff on the pacifier. Then I looked at my hand and realized there was poop on my hand. I yanked the pacifier out of her mouth and um... no poop ON the nipple but there was a bit around the nipple.
oh. good. LORD!
Seriously, did I just stick a poopy pacifier into my baby's mouth? yes, yes I did.
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Look at it as funny story to tell her friends later when she's older. :D
I fed her poop stories are always winners....
oooo.. you fed your kid shit...
Hey.. if she survived that.. she's a trooper and should not be taken to the firestation (like you mentioned in your last post).