peace, bitches

Peace

LT took this pic. haha. i'm embarrassingly drunk.

proof you had the best birthday of all effing time:

what's that?

oh, just a little chocolate cake inside my watch.

thk's parents give me a nice bday gift and what do i do? that's right, i coat it with chocolate cake.

my lower right backside is still tender as hell. :(

Dr. future-lilbro says it "sounds musculoskeletal meaning either muscle strain/bruise" after i texted him all my symptoms. His advice was to "get on your stretch grind"... it totally made me giggle because seriously, thk and dr.lilbro are so not gangster but they totally used to be gangster. they still think they are so gangster but how can that be?! they're just so awesomely wholesome and i can't imagine them rapping at the school talent show (in college!) wearing their sean john velour jumpsuits (HAHAHHAHA!) and writing/recording rap tapes in their homemade studio (a closet with foam taped on the walls to create better sound, HAHHAHA!).

during Dr.lilbro's christmas break visit, thk did something retarded (i forget what exactly but it could have been a plethora of things) and I looked at dr.lilbro and said, "dude. I can't believe I'm with this guy." and Dr.lilbro replied- "man, don't forget.. you're signing up for liiiiife."

he laughed. i didnt.

this past weekend, while we were making paper flowers, thk's dad and i started talking about food and expiration dates and if you know me at all, you know that i am anal about tossing things the DAY they expire. I don't care if it's not open, i'm not eating that crap. thk's family, though... sigh. when we first started dating, i asked for mayo for my sandwich at lunch time (thk told me to look for it in their cupboard...should have been the first clue) and found not only a dark yellow, half-used jar of mayo in the back of a cupboard, not refrigerated, but it had expired almost 4 months prior. ewww!

now, every time i go over to his house, i toss crap out of their fridge,  but only in secret because his family doesn't throw anything away, not even lunch meat that expired 12/07. ewwww! EWWWWW!!

so i'm saying something about eggs, how they expire, how you should throw them away after a couple of weeks, and thk's dad says to me- expiration dates were only created for the benefit of producers. food doesn't expire! they just put dates on them so you'll throw away perfectly good food and spend more money to replace it! Eggs don't expire! You can always eat them! Canned food doesn't ever expire, that's why they're in cans!

:T

thk nodded in agreement until i shot him the look.

signed up.

for life.

haha.. ha... heh... *sob*