now that all of our close family and friends know, i can make it public!
yay! i'm knocked up!
Bart Simpson tattoo on a 3 year old? check!
me: what are you wearing?!
him: you don't know hip.
me: maybe, but i do know gay.
him: this is cool. you don't work in LA anymore so you don't know.
me: you're going to wear that to work?
him: yes.
me: you sure?
him: this is hip!
me, leaving the house: have a great day at work! i love you!
him: try to learn how to be hip at work today! bye!
haha. punk.
sooo... i'm right, aren't i?
and then i can relax.
stupid work now has me programmed to think Saturday is a normal work day. @#$@#$!!!
the best, best, BEST!! money we spent at the wedding, other than the booze, was the photobooth.
people *adored* the thing.
we saw a lot of butt shots, none from my side of the party. :T
i booked our booth from http://www.cheesyphotobooths.com and Ryan was AWESOME! to work with. I would highly rec'd his company to anyone looking for an ultra fun favor/addition to their party.
- white bread vs wheat bread vs whole grain wheat bread that tastes like ass-flavored bricks. I say yes to white bread. he says yes to ass bricks.
- when should one throw out a jar of mustard? when it smells rancid and has an oily film coating the contents? i say yes. he says no.
- if a bag of costco chicken fillets and salmon fillets is frozen, then defrosted, then frozen, then defrosted, and then left in a fridge defrosted for 3 weeks, is it still safe to eat? i say no. he says yes.
- ice cream at the supermarket. i say yes. nazi husband says no.
- where is the coupon for bed bath and beyond? who knows. why am i responsible for it, anyways?!
- do we need a fridge with a pull out drawer freezer? i say yes. he says no.
- Dresser knobs- just because ikea gives you a set of knobs with each dresser, does that mean you HAVE to use those knobs? no, i say, there are much cuter ones at target for $14. use the free included ones, he says. booo.
- what exactly is the difference between "college furniture" and "grownass folks" furniture? I say anything that you buy to "enhance the madden 09 experience" is not for grownass people. he disagrees, i'm sure.
- you kill the spider. no, youuu kill the spider. no! you kill the spider!! uh, where did the spider go?
- why didn't anyone tell us how freaking awesome marriage is? and why didnt we do this earlier? i dunno, i say. i dunno, he says. we so should have done this years ago!
and hello!! why are you people NOT WATCHING THe AWESOME BEST MAN SPEECH posted below?!
go! watch! laugh!
because it's not the Best, it's the most AWESOME! BEST!
best part... "he changed his style, from feet first, now he's comfortable, in small t shirts, no more baggy jeans, no double x tees, now he's into pedicures, wine and cheese..." HAHAHA!! oh, i love my new little brother.
i started thinking about my vows today and a quick google search for ideas turned up this little gem:
LOL! totally cracked me up.
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