3 posts tagged “love”
hi hun, whacha doing?
I'm calling my cousin Ramon so we can go to the strip club.
what?
I'm playing GTA and I just got done having sex so now i'm calling my cousin Ramon so we can go to the strip club!
you're ... playing.. video game p0rn?
no! i'm experiencing life as a criminal without actually becoming a real criminal, honey.
ooh. ok, call me when you're done.
and then later, he texts me a video of his game- his character getting a lap dance by some skeezy in a thong and skimpy bra, bending over in front of his face and slapping her ass. sweeeet. interactive video game p0rn. no wonder he's been staying home every night this week! :D
on Sunday, before the release of GTA in stores, thk and I went to church with his parents and then ran some errands. One of our stops included getting gas, rice, and soft serve at Costco.
Costco + Sunday afternoon + Puente Hills area = HELL.
So thk is waiting in line for grub and I'm hanging out with his folks at one of the outside tables. As I go to sit down, a rude ass lady gruffs "EXCUSE ME!" as her, her husband, and her cart full of shit tries to squeeze by me. I moved, immediately. THEN!! THEN!! the skeezey old asian biznatch said "Yeah, you better move your fat ass!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was shocked! first, her ass was a lot larger than mine. second, I was standing there with thk's parents so i had to supress my first reaction of punching her in her vagina. thk walked up right at that moment and before i had a chance to to say anything, he saw my shocked face and asked what happened.
that... that lady totally was so rude to me!
why?
she said excuse me so i moved and then she said "YEAH, you better move your fat ass!" to me!!
SHE DID? you sure?
yes! what the hell!
and before I knew it, thk had turned on his heels and was jogging towards the lady, her cart, and her husband half way down the street.
dun. dun. duuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!
there was a lot of hand gesturing, shrugging of shoulders, and then I saw thk kind of punk her and then she yelled, "OH YEAH! FUCK YOU! YOU SHUT FUCKING UP!*" to thk as he walked nonchalantly back to us. The lady's husband tugged at her arm and started steering their cart to their car.
what the heck was that?!
I wasn't going to let her be mean to you.
what happened? what did she say?
I asked her if she was rude to you and she denied it. I told her that wasn't what you told me, and that she needs to learn how to be more respectful because there wasn't any reason to be rude. Then she started to cuss so I told her "You don't really want to be hit right now!**"
what! oh my gawd, honey!
Then her husband told her to walk away and she kept cussing so I told her- "I don't see him saying anything ...at least my wife has a husband that's willing to stand up for her... what about you?"
!!
then I came back here and she was yelling at me and at her husband for not saying anything to me!
hahhaa!!
BEST.COSTCO.STORY.EVER. seriously, who does that?
later, in the car, thk says to me- hun, we're getting married! if someone is rude to you, I'll fight your fight.
awwwwwwwwwwww. <3 isn't he just the sweetest, ghetto-est, loveliest man ever? :D
*not a typo. she yelled "you shut fucking up!" because she was an older fobby taiwanese chick. biznatch!
**thk is the most nonviolent person you'll ever meet. he's super gentle and kind and sweet and well-mannered and so this statement is totally out of character and he would never hit a lady. or a man. ok, maybe a man, but never a woman even if she was being a total bitch.
Birthday tradition- the three of us get together for dinner and spend hours gabbing. with jane in law school and prepping for the bar/her own wedding and grace globe trotting for work- she's in mexico today and heading to China again for two weeks tomorrow after having just returned from China and San Francisco, these 3x/year guaranteed meet-ups are priceless.
i had an incredible scallop salad to start, the suckling pig with risotto, and finished it off with the best.panna.cotta of all time complete with blood oranges and champaigne sauce. mmm. soo good. thank you girls for treating me to such a fantastic meal!
After treating me to two private birthday dinners and one birthday dinner with his folks, thk got together with our friend Will to throw me and Will's ladyfriend Kelly a joint birthday party. What was supposed to be a small group of friends getting together for drinks ended up being a full blown table-serviced club-fest with over 30 friends and cake (and some pregaming in the parking lot out of kelly's trunk all collegeghetto style, heh)!
(these photos are out in order. i mean, i wouldn't start out the night drunk and licking ass, right?) it was the best birthday party of my life and i was so grateful to have so many of my good friends come and celebrate with me. the best thing about the whole thing was how loved i felt- grace showed up even though she had to be jetting off to yet another country the next morning, letisha came all the way from playa del rey and totally brought the party in her handbag, and thk made sure Kelly and I had a drink in hand all night long.
this is my last year celebrating my birthday (technically) single and thank god, right? because how fantastic is it to know that for the rest of my life, i get to celebrate my birthday, and every other day, with steve? soo fantastic.
my days of dancing on tables (and falling off of them) and drinking until my liver aches (and it still does. stupid, i know) may be numbered but I don't think I'll ever get over hearing about random "wtf happened after we left?!" stories that include walking out on the bill at denny's at 3am, checking into the motel 6 after you realize everyone left you behind and your phone battery has died so you can't call anyone, calling an escort to your room "only to use her TMobile phone" and finding your sim card won't fit into your phone, and $850 charges on your cc the next morning... haha!
We took care of a lot of wedding to-do items on Saturday, including picking out linens, place settings, tableware, table sizes and shapes, as well as attended our first food tasting session at our venue.
I was a little worried that the mandatory caterer for the venue would suck ass but other than the crap crab cakes, everything else was pretty delish. I think we're going with the phyllo wrapped chicken with spinach and tri tip for saturday night's reception.
Allowing me to sleep in on Sunday morning,
thk got up early to let the dogs out,
change my brake pads,
check my oil and fluids,
find a nail in one of my tires and fix it with a tire plug
rotate my tires,
pick me up a spare tire since I’d been driving around without one for the past 4 months,
and wake me up to a deluxe breakfast from McDonald’s.
seriously.
And then, after all that, I yelled at him, just a little, when he didn’t line up the template perfectly with the patterned paper for our wedding invitation envelope liners because I’m an anal ass.
Want me to help you?
Yes!
How do you do this?
You line this corner right here with this corner right here, then you trace this template like this, making sure to get two complete patterns above this line and three patterns below this line, like this…
Like this?
No.
Like this?
No. like this.
Like this?
NO! GOD!!
Honey, how about if we go in the living room and I’ll sit behind you and watch tv while you work and give you moral support?
Ok.
And after that was done, thk, his parents, and i spent the rest of the night folding tissue paper flowers a la martha stewart. I read the directions online incorrectly and thk's pops figured out how to make the flowers correctly. hehe.
i'm pooped but it's monday and back to the daily grind. :)
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